i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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