shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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