I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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