Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the day after is always just damage control
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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