This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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