Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think people are normalizing furries
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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