New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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