Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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