it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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