I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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