What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Little spoons don't ask big questions
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Gay?
German.
Pity.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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