why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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