Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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