You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I FOUND THE LEGS
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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