i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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