YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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