is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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