I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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