Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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