We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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