So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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