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how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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