Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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