Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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