the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
