My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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