Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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