I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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