I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
