well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i drank out of a bidet.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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