If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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