He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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