on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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