So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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