I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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