I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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