Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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