That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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