physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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