Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
How does it feel to date your dad?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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