There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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