i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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