We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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