I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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