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(607): View more from New York

Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned

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(607): Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned http://tfl.nu/r5xe

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(352): View more from Florida

Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.

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(352): Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song. http://tfl.nu/qyok

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(706): View more from Georgia

This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.

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(706): This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules. http://tfl.nu/2gj5

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(903): View more from Texas

I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.

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(903): I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk. http://tfl.nu/07kh

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(615): View more from Tennessee

we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.

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(615): we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress. http://tfl.nu/a7a3

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.

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(401): Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world. http://tfl.nu/8eb4

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(740): View more from Ohio

no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob

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(740): no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob http://tfl.nu/6ivp

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(530): View more from California

My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

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(530): My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra" http://tfl.nu/4lmh

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(336): View more from North Carolina

She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.

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(336): She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week. http://tfl.nu/we2v

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(302): View more from Delaware

Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.

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(302): Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells. http://tfl.nu/dzek

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(219): View more from Indiana

Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help

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(219): Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help http://tfl.nu/bokj

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.

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(318): Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27. http://tfl.nu/0qjv

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(847): View more from Illinois

There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome

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(847): There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome http://tfl.nu/9ysw

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(720): View more from Colorado

Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?

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(720): Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet? http://tfl.nu/zkp2

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(812): View more from Indiana

I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.

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(812): I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity. http://tfl.nu/zstm

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