i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos