Walk of Shame. In a state park.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.