This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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