He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
a search helicopter?!
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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