Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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