There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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