Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
foreskin is a definite game changer
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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