so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
