quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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