when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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