absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
They are going to name an STD after you.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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