"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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