At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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