Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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